The Asshole Hero

The Asshole Hero is a philosophical doctrine told in the format of a true story. It follows the life of Ryan Chan, A Twenty-one-year-old lost soul who suffers a pathetic near-death experience which causes him to vow to change his scum-bag life for the better. During this coming of age story, Ryan seeks to share the information that … Continue reading The Asshole Hero

Axiology: Entry I


This is a True Story that is written as it happens. Obviously, the names have been changed to protect the identity of those involved. Entry ONE I sat there in my student house garage with a recently used bong on the table and my phone at hand. “Another disengaged millennian,” I wrote. I wanted to … Continue reading Axiology: Entry I


Lonelyboy.Press Update: New Real-Life Piece

To whom it may concern, If you've actually taken the time to read through the first seven chapters of How to Cast A Shadow, I am sorry. There was an issue with my post scheduling and everything dropped over a weeks time without being reviewed. I'm going to leave it up there since it might be … Continue reading Lonelyboy.Press Update: New Real-Life Piece